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littletrenchcoatangel:

theoriginalspike:

countandi:

humped-pelican-crossing:

randall is holding cupcakes

i repeat

cupcakes

this is gonna be tragic as fuck

Wanna know something better?

The cupcakes actually spell out “BE MY PAL”.

RANDALL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. PREPARE TO DROWN IN TEARS.

I’M GONNA HAVE EMOTIONS ABOUT THE BAD GUY AGAIN GODDAMN IT

think on your sins

cutesecrets:

MORE QUOTES HERE!

I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

• Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
• Step 2: Cry
• Step 3: Open Tumblr

fake-mermaid:

fake-mermaid:

can we all take a moment to laugh at my mums status’ from 2009

poor mum

cassjaytuck:

one time my school hosted a laser tag tournament and so me and my friends went and we were owning the place until we realized one of our friends was missing. we found him building a baracade out of benches and plants at the top of the stairwell and whenever anyone approached he’d shoot at them and yell “DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING???”

mishawinsexster:

Villains have surprisingly peppy ringtones.